Very Wet Post Wedding Part 3
Posted by Wetcamaro on October 27, 2020 at 13:28:59
Day of the Wedding.
The AC in Johnâs car went out, and he didnât have the money to fix it with his mini paychecks he was getting from work, so I picked him up at his house. While talking with his parents John came out of his room,in his suit, it was a charcoal grey suit with a thin material, a yellow long sleeve button up shirt, a mostly grey and yellow tie, black dress shoes and a black belt, he looked like a model !! In my head I knew that somehow, some way, I needed to see that suit in a pool, even if I had to pick him up and throw him in!
The Wedding was boring and the reception room at the hotel they rented it from (Not a Hampton) must of had an AC problem, because everyone was sweating, and I heard more than a few complaints, plus on top of that it had an overpriced cash bar, with not a very good beer selection. We both had 2 Coronas while mingling, said our goodbyeâs and left. Outside it was actually much cooler than inside, with a nice cool ocean breeze (I love South Florida Fall weather without all the humidity) I told John I wanted to see the grounds of the hotel a little bit and compare it to a Hampton, in reality I wanted to see the pool đ Unfortunately the pool was surrounded by a high slatted fence, and the only entrance was from the hotel lobby, and both glass doors were locked. A sign on the door stated that the pool closed a 10:00 PM. Well, so much for that idea.
TIME FOR PLAN B!!!
We left the hotel, it was about a 30 minute drive home, and I said to John, â I have an idea, letâs head to my place and have a few ice cold beers? â He immediately agreed...I noticed during the day and also in the car he kept looking at his phone. I asked if everything was okay and he said yeah, I then teased him and asked if he was waiting on a secret admirer, he smiled and said â I wishâ...
When I got off I-95 to my exit, I opened my window since my car showed it was 68* outside.
And now I decided to put my âPLAN Bâinto action.
I pulled into my garage, we both got out, and I went into my garage refrigerator and grabbed a 4-pack of beer from my favorite local Brewery, and said to John âItâs such a nice night, letâs drink out by the pool and stargaze?â he replied enthusiastically âSounds like a plan!â ( If only he knew!)
We sat down on the loungers about 6 feet from the pool steps, the only sound was the pool pump, and we each opened a beer. It was almost pitch black with only the stars and moon lighting up the night. Then again John took out his phone from his pocket, and this time I caught a frown from him. âOk, cut the bullshit, whatâs wrong?â He then told me that he only worked 12 hours the past 2 weeks, and that his phone was getting shut off since he didnât have any money to pay the Bill. I offered to pay it for him, but he thanked me for the offer and said that with his small paychecks heâd never be able to pay it back, and then he just chugged all 16 ounces of his beer and opened another. We sat there in silence for a minute looking at the stars, and then I pointed at the pool, it had slight steam coming off of it since the water was still a balmy 86* and the air was 66*. I jokingly said Ya know, after sweating in that hot ass reception room, Iâm tempted to jump in the poolâ ... He laughed and said âYouâd ruin your suitâ I surprised him when I said âBelieve it or not this suit has been in a pool before,does it looked ruined to you?â... â Nope, but why did you go into a pool in a suit?â I told him that a Wedding I attended got a little crazy and EVERYONE ended up in the pool. I then told him when I got home I Googled âSaving a suit after going in a poolâ And followed the instructions. (A lie, Iâve been in the pool a dozen times in a variety of suits) He then asked me âSo whatâs the secret?â I explained to him that the trick was to rinse it with fresh water and hang it up overnight to drip dry, and not to put it in a dryer until it was 95% dry. Take it to the Dry Cleaners and it come out looking brand new 99% of the time. I told him I didnât have anything to lose so I filled up my tub and submerge myself in it to thoroughly rinse it out.
John didnât say anything for a minute then again pulled out his phone and stared at the screen AGAIN.
We were finishing up our last beer and then I asked John â How about instead of me just giving you the money for your phone bill, what if you earned it?â He asked âdoing what?
**** Now lets see if he takes my offer****
âIâll pay you $10 for each step you take into the pool, right now,up to the cost of your phone billâ...âbut you canât take anything off, and you have to pause between steps, but you also can quit at any step, at whatever you earnedâ
John looked at me funny, then looked at his suit, looked at the pool and didnât say anything... I thought I blew it...
Then he asked âAnd your sure I wonât wreck my suit?â
Sooo, did he or didnât he? Stay tuned for the conclusion.
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